azuresoundoff:

tardis-at-hogwarts-with-luna:

fuckyeahcomicsbaby:

A hero in more ways than one

I NEVER KNEW THAT

Always always reblogging this if I see it on my dashboard

withered-rose-with-thorns:

I can’t talk to the person I love. I wanna be numb again.

bonfireintrovert:

shortviolet:

most iconic things shane madej has said in buzzfeed unsolved 

•  “yeah, that rings a bell or two, that shakes a tambourine.” 
  
• “let me spin you a yarn, that you shan’t soon forget. I’m being eaten alive by crabs right now.” 
  
• “I’M STRAAAANGE, AND OFF-PUTTING !” 
  
• “I’m disrespectful, but I’m talking to dust and cobwebs.” 
  
• “HOW DARE YOU DISPOSE OF MY BODY” 
  
• “Cops in the 70s were like, oh you just killed someone ? You got 20 bucks ?” 
  
• Everything he said on Goatman’s Bridge. 
  
• *imitating a man claiming to be D.B Cooper on his deathbed* “I have something to tell you…… I’m the phantom of the skyyyyyyy” 
  
• *laying down on a pentagram* “ROCK N ROLL, BUCKAROO” 
• “Look I’m not here as a doctor. I just wanna see some of this crazy shit.” 
  
• “You better watch out or Yankee Jim will give you some taffy. Some folks say they hear him playing a jolly little kazoo tune in the middle of the night.” 
  

there’s what everyone is always thinking and then there’s shane madej who gives zero actual fucks and will just say it to say shit

nonbinaryhollis:

zelda-guru-momi:

slugbo:

if you observe the elves in rudolph the red nosed raindeer, you’ll notice this:

the elf men have very large noses, and are all bald, while the elf women have smaller noses and wavy blonde hair.

now. we already know hermey the elf is a twink. however i’d like to offer up a second piece of information:

hermey, though a man, exhibits a small nose and wavy blonde hair. did you guess it yet?

hermey is trans

TBH I’m just glad he lives in a trans friendly society in which the only reason people thought he was odd was because he wanted to be a dentist.

callmebliss:

perkachow:

virginiaisforhaters:

virginiaisforhaters:

he really did just call him up and say she’s gonna fuck the fishman didnt he 

confirmed

Doug Jones is to Guillermo Del Toro as Helena Bonham Carter is to Tim Burton

thewitchersdaily:

The Witcher I 1.04
Of Banquets, Bastards and Burials

coat:

chichi-milk:

nintendumb:

tbh i am personally gonna manifest in the home of everyone who reblogged this and dish out some beatings

Beatings won’t hurt nearly as much as it hurts to be away from the boys

If I’m away from the boys, just beat me to death.

titshenanigans:

Oh my GOD

magistrate-of-mediocrity:

raptorific:

Honestly if you want to know why Batman is necessary in Gotham City just remember that the Gotham City Police Department had a banquet honoring Commissioner Gordon and they ordered a cake from “Crazy Clown Catering.” Honestly, guess who jumped out of the cake, much to the surprise of the entire Gotham City Police Force, who by all logic should have an entire division devoted to Clown Felonies by this point

In the criminal justice system, clown based offenses are considered especially heinous. In Gotham City, the dedicated detectives who investigate these comedic felonies are members of an elite squad known as the Insane Clown Posse. These are their stories.

*honk honk*

one-time-i-dreamt:

I was at a gay pride parade, at a merchandise booth and I saw a small plastic toy campfire surrounded by a lollipop pyramid. It had a green cardboard and clear plastic wrapping. There were different pictures of people squatting and yelling on it. I thought it was a really weird snack, but then I imagined people shoving it up there butts (idk why, it just came to me). So then I yelled to my friend across the hall at school that, “I think it’s a sex toy!”